Sunday, February 21, 2010

Suffragettes to Feminazis

1892:
Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer, do!
I'm half crazy all for the likes of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage,
I can't afford a carriage,
But you'd look sweet upon the seat
Of a bicycle built for two.

1992:
Davey, Davey, here is my answer true:
I'm not crazy all for the likes of you.
There won't be any marriage,
So don't go hire a carriage,
And I'll be damned if I'll be crammed
On a bicycle built for two!

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