I am happy to report that FAILS,
the Facebook Apathy Indecision and Lethargy Society,
got off to a great start in 2011!
There must be tens of thousands of users of Facebook,
and all but two either didn't care, couldn't decide, or just didn't get around to joining!
... This shows that they truly belong to FAILS, and we are very glad to have them!
(Or not have them. Or something.)
Happy New Year to the apathetic, indecisive, and lethargic!
And everybody else, of course!
May God bless us, every one!