Wednesday, October 6, 2010

Political Snarkies

Q: What is a Communist?
A: Someone who reads Marx, Engels, and Lenin.
Q: What is an anti-Communist?
A: Someone who understands Marx, Engels, and Lenin.

Q: What is the difference between a Capitalist and a Communist?
A: A Capitalist takes from the poor, keeps it, and makes slaves of them. A Communist takes from the rich, gives to the poor, and makes slaves of them.


Q: What is the difference between a Democrat and a Tea-Partier?
A: A Democrat listens to what Obama says. A Tea-Partier observes what Obama does.

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