In July 2009 I wrote an essay titled "Astrology is Baloney." This week I have decided to carry my peeve against astrology into a more public realm, and have posted a couple of things on facebook to make fun of it.
Monday I posted:
"Generic one-size-fits-all horoscope for today: something bad will happen to you. ;-)"
Tuesday I posted:
"Murphy's generic one-size-fits-all pyramidally-channeled enneagraphic labyrinthine horoscope for today: Something really nice might happen to you today, but don't bet on it."
I wonder if anyone will be offended. I hope so.