Just Plain Silly

"Show me where Joe Stalin is buried and I'll show you a Communist plot."

ROTFLMAO really means "Respect Our Trusted Fearless Leader MAO."

Dolphins have phins.

"Oh, well, that's life."
"What's life?"
"Life Magazine."
"Where do you get it?"
"At the drugstore."
"What does it cost?"
"A dime."
"I haven't got a dime."
"Oh, well, that's life."

What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.

It was a dark and stormy night. The explorers were sitting around the campfire. The leader got up and said:
"It was a dark and stormy night. The explorers were sitting around the campfire. The leader got up and said:
'It was a dark and stormy night. The explorers were sitting around the campfire. The leader got up and said . . . ' "
. . .and so on ad infinitum . . . .